I’M the Bad Boy

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I’M the Bad Boy is the second single of Taylor Duke. It was sung by him in LBLB S2E5. Unlike the theme he sung for a long-forgotten show, and the previous one, the style he sings in this song is gangsta rap, something he has never did before. In the song, Taylor acts out of character as he explains how much of a bad boy he is, "Taylor Enterprises style".

The song was written by Daley Cole, one of Howl Entertainment’s music executives. He was also the one who instructed Taylor to do “all of those saucy and hot moves to get the ladies attention". As soon as the single was sold, Taylor became one of the famous rap stars of Wutville’s time. Taylor performed it at the WTMV Communications Awards, after the LBLB Movie teaser was shown, but, for some odd reason, Charlize is included. It is also included on the LBLB Music from Season 1-2 album. The song also had Taylor m**n 5 times, making it one of the most inappropriate and sexual LBLB songs to date. (Also contains a few words that are inappropriate). He wears his normal clothing for 2 minutes and 10 seconds in the video. Beginning at 2:11, he starts to wear his new rap clothes.

Lyrics

* 5 beats are heard before Taylor starts to sing*

Taylor (speaking) Homies, time to settle dis, Taylor Enterprises style. Heh heh. *m***s*

Taylor: Let’s get this crap started, Ay!

Taylor: Lemme tell you what us, sexy bad boys, do.

Taylor: We all tomboys, homie. We hate girl stuff. (We hate girl stuff.)

* cracks a crown in pieces from his foot*

Taylor: We neva doing any other crappy genre. (Neva!)

Taylor: And finally, we neva sweat at all.

Taylor: But as for me, I have my headset with me. *m***s*

Taylor: When I see the thunderstorm, I think I am the most greatest person on earth.

Taylor: And I really am.

Taylor: Cus I’m a bad boy! (x3)

Taylor: Only with this chain, I am the true bad boy!

Taylor: And as a bad boy, I may act like a gangster...

Taylor: So my name is Taylor Duke. There, settled! Don’t mess with me, evea! you just learned a lesson!

* instrumental for 30 seconds*

* he shakes his booty during the entire instrumental*

Taylor: YEEEEEEA!

* the same lyric is repeated*

Taylor: All the girls adore me because of my nature.

Taylor: Lemme show you how much fun I have with my girlfriend.

* gets on top of her*

Charlize (speaking): Taylor, what ARE YOU DOING!

Taylor (speaking): What else, my beautiful babe? Kissing you and having my bad boy fun, what else?

Charlize (speaking): OH CRAP!

* kisses her passionately x2* *m***s*

Charlize (speaking): And this is you why are the most handsome man ever...

Taylor (speaking): Correct term: sexy.

Charlize (speaking): Um, that is not what I meant—

Taylor (speaking): End of conversation.

* gets off of her*

* starts to sing*

Taylor: Now yo know and see how my gangster bad boys do rap properly.

Taylor: And yo just learned it from the greatest rapper known to exist. *m****s*

* song ends*

Reception

The song, at first, was liked, but then was disliked after critics stated that this "Was the worst rap ever for Taylor to sing". They then stated that him m**ning was over the top, and then Lightning Bolt Logo Bloopers went downhill quickly, leading to the show almost being cancelled. At LBLB’s final episode, near the end, Taylor issued a big apology. He promised to never act like he did in the song again. He said he wanted to be the bad boy he always wanted to be. He expressed that he even had no plans to join a gang or anything, it’s just that he wanted to rap. He added one final promise: at the WTMV Communications Awards, he would make it cleaner so that way viewers won’t be mad at him. When he performed the clean version, viewers actually liked it more than the original, making LBLB the top show again. Cole was fired the next day after the WTMV Communications Awards. It was a entire community event.

Trivia

•The chain that Taylor wore was extremely full of glitter, but it was a real gold chain.