The Randomness Continues/Transcript

Here is the transcript of The Randomness Continues, which premiered on Channel 7 Austraila on April 8, 2021.

Samantha Daniels: Alright. Everyone. Work is over for today. You may leave.

* most of the crew gets on three different buses*

Charlize: *claps 3x* Don’t forget you mates, in 2 days, it’s my 13th birthday and it better not be messed up!

Rainbow Dash: I might bring Pinkie and Applejack! They would love this!

Taylor: Are you sure about that? I am still so seceded I can’t stop thinking about her.

Charlize: Shut up, bad boy! *slap* We can have our fun once we get home.

Taylor: Fine.

* They get off the bus*

* Inside...*

Taylor: Okay, baby. You know the drill every 2 weeks.

Charlize: Indeed I do.

Taylor: Let’s get this thing going.

* they m**n in unison*

* the next day*

Samantha: Everyone, report to Studio 1 immediately. We are going to film another LBLB episode. Come on now.

Microsoft Mike: So, From what I heard, our bosses’ birthday is tomorrow?

Charlize: Yes. WHICH MEANS CAKE, CAKE, AND MORE...

Taylor: Love? Heh heh.

Charlize: YOU FREAKING MATE I DIDN’T EVEN MEAN THAT!

Taylor: Ok ok! Sheesh! I’m the bad boy! You neva say that to a high-class sexy rapper!

* FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHUSH THE SHEESH!*

Microsoft Sam: Let’s just start. Places everyone. Roll camera, cue the thunderbolt.

* TV7 Pathe*

Taylor: TV7 Pathè? Qu-est ce que c'est-a-dire, une sorte de station de dechirure de Pathe essayent de ruiner I’heritage sea frères de la Pathe pour la diable?

Twilight Sparkle: To answer, yes.

Taylor: YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ME, MATE?

Twilight Sparkle: I am a talented one when it comes to translation.

Taylor: Oh, ok.

* AllSpark Pictures logo*

Taylor: And I freaking logo this sexy beauty.

Charlize: And this, viewers, is why I don’t wanna be a bad girl!

* fourth wall break*

Microsoft Mary: WHY!

Taylor: Anyways, As I was saying... Babe, if you wanna be a bad girl, you have to be sexy, seductive, and just plain naughty, like me, Taylor. Then your name will be registered across the face of this planet that Mother Nature neva stepped a single foot in, cus you know who really did? That would be ALL THE GENERATIONS OF MASTER THUNDER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, SUCKA!

* OOOOOOHHHHHH!*

Taylor: Want me to give you a saucy French kiss?

Charlize: Un, yeah.

* gets on top of her like always*

Taylor: Get ready for the Mountain Dew, babe.

* kisses her passionately*

* they m**n in unison and then one by one 3x*

Random Pony: I am sickened by this.

Taylor the Pony: This is not the Taylor I know.

Taylor: *growls in a naughty and seductive manner* GET AWAY FROM MY BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY BABY!

* they get blasted across the room*

Random Pony: Taylor, you need to stop this! This is not who you were.

Taylor: Of course it is, and I freaking love it.

Taylor the Pony: Bad Robot, throw it, please.

Bad Robot: Fine.

* throws potion at Taylor*

* he gets up*

Taylor: Ugh... what... happened to me?

Charlize: Hello?

Taylor: Charlize! *hugs* I guess it did work, didn’t it?